Shot down
Recently Frank and I had a run in because Jacob wanted me to stand near the bathroom while he had a shower cause he had seen a scary movie, Assasins, and apparently there's some big cat face that comes right up to the screen and that's in his head or something. Anyway i overstepped the boundaries apparently.
And with so little gratitude.
Tonight i managed to convince jacob that brushing his teeth was in his best interest and i have as an adult, left the dentist in tears. I stood there and watched him with big sister adoration. And he glanced nonchalantly up at me, and said,
Why are you just standing there?
I thought you might like some company.
Not really <<<>>>
You used to like having company.
Yeah, well times change.
Anyway i may start writing on this again. Or i may need to kill myself on account of being junior counsel in the most boring 3 week fraud related trial of all time. Or i may in fact be murdered by one of the looney toons in the club i belong to who, obviously distraught that i wouldn't give him my cell number, or text him when he gave me his number, decided to get hold of my landline number, and then hung up on me when i asked him what i could do for him. Looney toon.
And with so little gratitude.
Tonight i managed to convince jacob that brushing his teeth was in his best interest and i have as an adult, left the dentist in tears. I stood there and watched him with big sister adoration. And he glanced nonchalantly up at me, and said,
Why are you just standing there?
I thought you might like some company.
Not really <<<>>>
You used to like having company.
Yeah, well times change.
Anyway i may start writing on this again. Or i may need to kill myself on account of being junior counsel in the most boring 3 week fraud related trial of all time. Or i may in fact be murdered by one of the looney toons in the club i belong to who, obviously distraught that i wouldn't give him my cell number, or text him when he gave me his number, decided to get hold of my landline number, and then hung up on me when i asked him what i could do for him. Looney toon.
3 Comments:
At 11:11 pm, Ultra Toast Mosha God said…
Keep beating back the freaks.
Get a bigger stick.
They'll subside eventually
At 12:43 am, David said…
Yay... Pixie is back. I thought you were probably doing a stretch for contempt of court.
At 5:38 pm, Anonymous said…
Sounds like a sweet club.
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