I have spent an exorbitant amount of money tonight to look like a boy. Or a nana. Or a dyke. Or a barbie doll belonging to a sadistic five year old girl. Or the victim of some horrific lawn mower accident. I hate it. I will have to spend more money to invest in hats. And I will have to spend all day tomorrow at work fending off well meant compliments that will make me grimace and shuffle uncomfortably. I never tell people their hair cut looks good when it's shite. I wish people could do me the same courtesy. I wish people would stop using the word cute. Dammit!

I may also have earnt myself a constructive dismissal.......I wish I wasn't such a stubborn little fuck.